Monday, February 12, 2007

Death...and Taxes

Good Monday! I know you don't want to hear about snow, especially if you live up the road from me, in Oswego! Ha...they got 136 inches....136 inches of snow! The best part is the old timers are not phased, it's like, "Psst, so what?"

Well we're expecting a snow storm here Tuesday thru Wednesday. Wahoo...I'm doin' the peepee dance *snort*. My dear hubs is out revvin' up the snowblower! Stay tuned!


Despite efforts by doctors, rescue workers and other medical professionals worldwide, the global death rate remains constant at 100 percent. This metabolic affliction causes total shutdown of all life functions and represents humanity's number one health concern.

Plus, death:
...Is responsible for 100 percent of all recorded fatalities worldwide
...Has no cure
...Affects both the dead and the non-dead
...It is beginning to seem possible that birth, and the subsequent life cycle that follows, may be a serious safety risk for all involved.


This just goes to show that there is a hierarchy in marriages in the animal kingdom *snort*.

And this picture below...the only thing I can think of, is that doing that is as stupid as wetting body parts and touching them to frozen things outside.


And my personal favorite prayer...LOL!



Oh, and there wasn't nothing about taxes in this post...LOL...I just liked it as a title. Maybe because mine are already done...and gone!

4 Comments:

  1. Debrand said...
    Sometimes I really, really, really wonder how your brain works. Only sometimes, because I passed that first one to you. Maybe it's in the air?
    Bernita said...
    Sweet kitty!
    Paula Neal Mooney said...
    I love how your brain works, Bonnie.

    It's a subtle and dry and wonderful wit you've got!

    Your posts make me think twice...
    Michelle said...
    Hilarious!

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