Monday, February 05, 2007

Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Good Monday morning! We actually got enough snow this weekend for my dear hubs to get to use his precious snowblower...for the first time this season...LOL...he's the same way about his tractor and mowing in the summer...the neighbors call him mower man...we have five acres of LAWN!

Anyhow, I gotta' tell you that I'm lovin' New Blogger! I LOVE WIDGETS!!! Love, love, love them little buggers! I finally got the New Blogger version of this template up and running, I'll go live with it tonight. Hopefully, you won't notice the difference except there will be a new footer at the bottom dedicated to the awesome Thur of The Blogger Workshop

Here's a funny that almost made me pee my pants!

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room,"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do," she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'"

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said..."I would have gotten out today."

5 Comments:

  1. Debrand said...
    Priceless
    Bernita said...
    I'll bet the owner of that license plate carries, too.
    Joe said...
    I hate widgets...I just want to write my unfathomable thoughts.

    That was funny!(But you kew that)
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Widgets are our friends, Joe *snort*

    I've got more pixs Bernita, wait till you see them all.

    Hey Debs...that job is still open!
    CeCe Lane said...
    Funny.

    Wait a minute...20 years ago I was 16!

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