Thursday, February 08, 2007

Three Little Pigs

Hey...Happy Thursday...*snort* the snow has continued to elude us here. Up north in Buffalo, they got 48 inches yesterday...*snort**sniffle* I coulda' stayed home! Oh well, such is life!

A new twist to an ole rhyme...

Three Little Pigs



went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a cheesecake," said the second piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy," But why have you only ordered beer all evening?"

You're gonna LOVE me for this....

The third piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go, "Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"




And then...I thought this was funny!

6 Comments:

  1. Debrand said...
    Loved the pig smile. Where can I get a shirt like that?
    Bernita said...
    Oh, Bonnie!
    These are lovely.
    Bonnie said...
    HAHAHAHAH, on the pig smile.
    Oh! Bonnie! Should I send you a pack of TISSUES? *Snort* *Sniffles*

    Love Ya,

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    Ron Estrada said...
    You are a disturbed woman. I told you we must share some DNA.
    CeCe Lane said...
    Now that is stinkin' funny. I'm still giggling over it.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Debs, I think the shirt might get you put in jail for causing a riot!

    Thanks Bernita, my sister!

    Bonnie, sinuses are real bad...won't run, just plugged!

    Ron, mom always said she like you best!

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