Friday, February 02, 2007

Why, Why, Why

Praise the Lord, I made it to Friday....Wahoo! Hey it may snow here today! Notice i said 'may', I've just about given up on getting a good old fashioned snow storm! *sigh*

Here, have a funny! I can see myslef in most all of them! :-)


These are things that make you go
HUMMMMMM, So enjoy!

Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that some thing new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the
vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends - - if
they're okay, then it's you. ROFLOL

7 Comments:

  1. CeCe Lane said...
    Wahoo! I'm the first one to post a comment.

    Bonnie, your blog is beautiful!

    I sent you an email.
    Debrand said...
    Hmmmmm! Can't be me!
    CeCe Lane said...
    Oh great. I'll have to fix that. I shall have to check into the spam filter. Too strange.

    I do have an alternate email addy... cece_lane@hotmail.com
    CeCe Lane said...
    Bonnie, I sent you an email from my grace2you account. I'm not sure I fixed anything. If you get that email would be so kind as to let me know?

    Thank you.

    Sign me,
    Scratching head still trying to figure this out.
    Joe said...
    Bugs in the light globs.

    One of life's enigma (is there an "s" on the plural of enigma?)
    Paula Neal Mooney said...
    These are so true, the kinda questions my husband asks when we watch a movie that makes no logical sense.

    Hope you're keeping warm up there, Bonnie. It's in the single digits over here!
    Gordon Cloud said...
    I heard that 63% of all statistics were made up, anyway.

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