Friday, February 23, 2007

Rest In Peace?? Who Are You?

Praise the Lord...I made it to Friday. Well the judge in the Anna Nicloe Smith debacle has decided to let the woman be buried with her son in the Bahamas. I think that is a good thing...She is gone, let it rest!

Ya'll enjoy your weekend. I feel grateful to get the break!

I swiped this from my homey girl, Debi Brand...enjoy!

A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied: "I didn't recognize you."

9 Comments:

  1. M. C. Pearson said...
    Mwhahahaha! I like that one...especially with the Anna reference!
    Bernita said...
    Ooops!
    Ric said...
    Great giggle to start the morning!!
    Amy said...
    Great story! It reminds me of when a friend or relative hasn't seen me in a long time, and they get this wide eyed look on their face and say, "Wow, it's good to see you! You look great."
    Paula Neal Mooney said...
    Just this morning Anna Nicole Smith's mother appealed to have Daniel's body excavated.

    She's hoping to have Anna and Daniel buried in Texas. The saga continues...

    Funny joke. Hope God doesn't say that to me after my plastic surgery!

    Love ya,
    Paula
    Joe said...
    I think I knew that lady!
    CeCe Lane said...
    Soo funny.
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    I'm with you, Bonnie. Let the body be buried.

    That poor gal.

    On the other hand, you're famous in our house for supplying some really good jokes!
    Bonnie said...
    Bonnie Great Post. Check Your Email. Hugs

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