Well all righty then! It's Monday morning. I check out the news, and lo and behold, there's an Asteroid Streaking Toward Earth!

Now granted it has a 1 in 45,000 chance of striking Earth on...April 13, 2036. So it's not enough yet to make me run, screaming into the streets that the sky is falling...which come to think of it it may! But by then I'll be 86 years old, and if I continue on the path that I have chosen...nothing will surprise me at that age :-)

Here's some cute jokes curtesy of my friend Ric

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"

The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."
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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First,
of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters:

'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'

"Can you read this?" the optician asked.

"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy"
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