Tuesday, November 29, 2005

GIRLS FROM SOUTH CAROLINA

This is a *tehe...sorry* to the men, especially Human Bean...this is ladies week for jokes!

Three newly-wed men were sitting together in a bar, bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania, and he bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Indiana. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from South Carolina. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

7 Comments:

  1. M. C. Pearson said...
    That's right! Give him a fat lip too! LOL!
    Dennie McDonald said...
    HAHAHAHAHAHA - LOL!
    A Human Bean said...
    My wife is not from South Carolina, otherwise you got it right.

    I'm flattered to be in the post.
    Ric said...
    yeah, yeah, pick on the men.
    It took twenty years for my wife to decide that I am absolutely unable to wash clothes, don't have a clue how to load a dishwasher, and can't seem to boil water.
    None of this is true, but she is convinced simply because I won't do it HER way, which, of course, is totally wrong.
    So I just let her do it now.
    Makes us both happy.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Hey ric, glad to see ya' buddy! I was wondering if you were editing a manuscript and forgot us!
    shari said...
    hahaha
    Tempie said...
    Bonnie...You know I loved this being a southerner and all...smile

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