Wednesday, November 02, 2005

The Poop Scoop!

Hmmm...what to do? What to do? My days are being taken over by writing! Never mind that I'm a seamstress, by trade. Who needs to get married anyhow? I need to write! I've taken to carrying my laptop to the shop with me. That signaled trouble in the first place. Why sew when I can roam the Blogs?

Well, my dear pixie friend Mimi wants the poopie story next, as an Animal Escapade. It was funny when it happened while we were IMing. But I don't know....if skating across my kitchen floor with a bare foot imbedded in a present from my delinquent dog, ramming my head into the refrigerator (that's how I ended the brown slide) and then hurriedly wiping my foot with a paper towel and spraying it with Fabreeze (love that stuff) because Mimi was still on IM, holding while I was getting another glass of ice tea....is funny now.

That run-on sentence has seventy-two words in it. That must be a new record! Poop...this is one hundred and ninety nine words that I could have used for NaNoWriMo! I just love saying that word...It reminds me of something Mork from Ork would have said. NaNu..NaNu!

4 Comments:

  1. M. C. Pearson said...
    Yes. It is still funny! Remember how I had a June bug stuck in my belly button at the same time? NaNu NaNu...I already said that in the last comment, you thief! Shazbot.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Oh,yikes! I had forgotten about the June bug. We need to write a book! tehe!
    Jennifer said...
    ROFLOL!!!! Bonnie, you are hilarious.
    Tempie said...
    Bonnie,

    Welcome Back!!!

    Glad you had fun...

    You Go Girl!!! Wearing Yo' Tiara!!!

    Tempie

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