Saturday, November 26, 2005

OH, BABY!!!!!

THIS IS A TRUE FEMALE JOKE THAT WOMEN LOVE....
AND MEN WILL PASS IT ALONG TO A WOMAN WHO WILL LOVE IT:

A WOMAN WAS SITTING IN A BAR ENJOYING AN AFTER WORK COCKTAIL WITH HER GIRLFRIENDS WHEN AN EXCEPTIONALLY TALL, HANDSOME, EXTREMELY SEXY MIDDLE-AGED MAN ENTERED. HE WAS SO STRIKING THAT THE WOMAN COULD NOT TAKE HER EYES OFF HIM.....

THE YOUNG-AT-HEART MAN NOTICED HER OVERLY ATTENTIVE STARE AND WALKED DIRECTLY TOWARD HER. (AS MOST MEN WILL DO).

BEFORE SHE COULD OFFER HER APOLOGIES FOR SO RUDELY STARING, HE LEANED OVER & WHISPERED TO HER: "I'LL DO ANYTHING, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING, THAT YOU WANT ME TO DO, NO MATTER HOW KINKY, FOR ONLY $20.... ON ONE CONDITION." (THERE WAS ALWAYS CONDITIONS).

FLABBERGASTED, THE WOMAN ASKED WHAT THE CONDITION WAS. THE MAN REPLIED: "YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO IN JUST THREE WORDS". (Controlling, huh?)

THE WOMAN CONSIDERED HIS PROPOSITION FOR A MOMENT, THEN SLOWLY REMOVED A $20 BILL FROM HER PURSE, WHICH SHE PRESSED INTO THE MAN'S HAND....ALONG WITH HER ADDRESS.

SHE THEN LOOKED DEEPLY INTO HIS EYES....

AND SLOWLY, AND MEANINGFULLY, SAID..........

"CLEAN MY HOUSE"

8 Comments:

  1. Dennie McDonald said...
    HA! LOL!


    (off to lock myself in my room and write - gonna get it done!)
    A Human Bean said...
    I simply do not see how this is funny :-)
    Bernita said...
    Thank you, Bonnie!...My husband loved it.
    Bean, you're kidding, right? Assure me you're making a funny, please?
    Live, Love, Laugh said...
    That was great!!!!!
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Bean baby....give it to your wife or girlfriend or a woman friend...they'll love you for it!
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Oh Bonnie that was GREAT! If only! HA!
    Tempie said...
    Bonnie... I needed this one!!! Fantastic!!! I can just see him when his face broke!!! smile

    Tempie
    A Human Bean said...
    Yes, I found it funny. I am just upset that I have to do all of those things and I don't get paid for it.

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