Saturday, November 26, 2005
THIS IS A TRUE FEMALE JOKE THAT WOMEN LOVE....
AND MEN WILL PASS IT ALONG TO A WOMAN WHO WILL LOVE IT:
A WOMAN WAS SITTING IN A BAR ENJOYING AN AFTER WORK COCKTAIL WITH HER GIRLFRIENDS WHEN AN EXCEPTIONALLY TALL, HANDSOME, EXTREMELY SEXY MIDDLE-AGED MAN ENTERED. HE WAS SO STRIKING THAT THE WOMAN COULD NOT TAKE HER EYES OFF HIM.....
THE YOUNG-AT-HEART MAN NOTICED HER OVERLY ATTENTIVE STARE AND WALKED DIRECTLY TOWARD HER. (AS MOST MEN WILL DO).
BEFORE SHE COULD OFFER HER APOLOGIES FOR SO RUDELY STARING, HE LEANED OVER & WHISPERED TO HER: "I'LL DO ANYTHING, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING, THAT YOU WANT ME TO DO, NO MATTER HOW KINKY, FOR ONLY $20.... ON ONE CONDITION." (THERE WAS ALWAYS CONDITIONS).
FLABBERGASTED, THE WOMAN ASKED WHAT THE CONDITION WAS. THE MAN REPLIED: "YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO IN JUST THREE WORDS". (Controlling, huh?)
THE WOMAN CONSIDERED HIS PROPOSITION FOR A MOMENT, THEN SLOWLY REMOVED A $20 BILL FROM HER PURSE, WHICH SHE PRESSED INTO THE MAN'S HAND....ALONG WITH HER ADDRESS.
SHE THEN LOOKED DEEPLY INTO HIS EYES....
AND SLOWLY, AND MEANINGFULLY, SAID..........
"CLEAN MY HOUSE"
(off to lock myself in my room and write - gonna get it done!)
Bean, you're kidding, right? Assure me you're making a funny, please?
Tempie