Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Oops A Daisy!

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle.

This story is from the Northwest Florida Daily News.

A Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection, she saw pair a of male legs protruding from under the chassis.

Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment,she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

9 Comments:

  1. curious servant said...
    Oh no!
    Ric said...
    oops! Thank goodness it's late at night - coffee pot is off.

    That's funny!
    An Ordinary Christian said...
    Oh my! BTW, I'm still laughing over that grandmother/car-jacking one!
    shari said...
    LOL! :)
    Bernita said...
    Oh, oh, oh, oh!!!!
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Oh My Goodness! I'm laughing and coughing so loud that my husband thinks I've gone crazy!
    Dennie McDonald said...
    LOL!
    A Human Bean said...
    Clean underwear is ideal, but just wearing it would be good enough in this case.

    Just think, the mechanic will always have a story to tell in impolite company.
    Tempie said...
    Wow!!! way to go!

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