Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Count to ....Needing ClingFree

A teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots. He'd asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, by the time the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet." She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.

He then announced, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so!" like she wanted to. And, once again she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet.

Just as the boots came off, he added, "They're my brother's boots. My mom made me wear 'em."

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But, she mustered up the grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet yet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots."

Her trial starts next month....


Does anybody know how to get rid of static cling?

11 Comments:

  1. Live, Love, Laugh said...
    haha, love it! I don't know where you get this stuff, but I love coming here and laughing. Thanks Bonnie, you are a blessing to me in ways you can't imagine!!
    David Meigs said...
    This was the story of my life.

    No wonder I drool.
    Soul Reflections said...
    I love the picture and the story.
    Don't you have some dresses to sew?
    Bernita said...
    Teaching can be a form of self-abuse.
    Anonymous said...
    My teacher friend, Kristen, is going to love this one.
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    Now, there's a cat that played in a shipping box. Heh!
    Denise McDonald said...
    kids - sheesh!

    poor kitty....
    Gordon said...
    I have some friends who are teachers that I need to share this one with them!
    Gary Wood said...
    Now that was funny!
    Shelley L. MacKenzie said...
    ROFL @ that picture!!
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Too funny...man, I know how that teacher felt!

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