Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Ten...and Tired

Good Tuesday. this little piece of jockularity comes by way of my blogging friend Ric Marion! LOL..you didn't think I was going to hog the credit for this one, did you Ric??? Ladies...he's all yours...get him Bernita!!!

Ten reasons to choose guns over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....


"Hacking up hairballs all day is a tiring job!"


  1. Gordon said...
    This was a real hoot! I don't know what my wife is going to think about it though.
    David Meigs said...
    Thanks for the laugh.
    jel said...
    my husband would love this 1!

    but 44 isn't old!

    have a great day Bonnie
    Joe said...
    Man! I would NOT want to be Ric today!
    Anonymous said...
    Hey, I don't write 'em, I just pass them on to Bonnie.

    Joe, you're right. Bardawill's going to have a ball with this.
    Sandra Ruttan said...
    LOL! Very funny!
    Bernita said...
    If you consider hot-shot, large bore males as guns, ladies, remember you always have to oil and clean them and fuss over them and their sights often need re-adjusting.
    Erik Ivan James said...
    Umm...my sights stay zeroed.
    Denise McDonald said...
    um... oooh ... that was bad!
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Oh boy...we gotta get him!
    Anonymous said...
    very funny, Bernita

    nice put-down
    Bonnie S. Calhoun said...
    Women of the Blogs unite...LOL
    Matthew Celestine said...
    In England we have the strictest gun control in the world.

    You would have a hard time getting a shotgun.

    Some crazy people even want to ban airguns.

    God Bless


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