Monday, May 15, 2006

Cowboys...and Doggy Water

Posted by Bonnie S. Calhoun at 12:22 AM

Good Monday....The start of a new week. Hope you all made it back! Hump! I'f you didn't, then you aren't reading this....Now that's a real duh!

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That eh..heh! Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy"


"The things I go through since my water pic broke!"


 

9 Comments:

  1. M. C. Pearson said...
    12:38 AM  
    OMG!!! I'm crying from laughing you BAD girl! How about: "Women? We don't need no stinkin' women!"
    M. C. Pearson said...
    12:50 AM  
    Another word...

    CHAPS

    Quite a visual, eh?
    M. C. Pearson said...
    12:52 AM  
    I always wondered what the saddle horn was for.
    M. C. Pearson said...
    12:56 AM  
    Rock Hudthon alwayth loved wethternth! And riding off into the thunthet after getting hith man!
    David Meigs said...
    2:47 AM  
    Too funny!

    One gay goat-roper movie and nothing will ever be the same.

    The Duke was a STRAIGHT shooter. He’s probably rolling over in his grave.
    Soul Reflections said...
    7:23 AM  
    BONNIE CALHOUN!
    Denise McDonald said...
    8:28 AM  
    Monday morning funny - thanks - LOL
    Bernita said...
    9:01 AM  
    Hysterical!
    And
    "My six-shooter's loaded..."
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    11:16 PM  
    How about... "Stick 'em up!"

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