Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Short Days, Smart Blondes...and Long Dogs

Ohhh, I've got another one from my blogging buddy Ric Marion Any blondes reading this...go get Ric!

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss!

Gently she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday."

Ric also figured that he could get out of trouble by sending me...

A smart blond joke

Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.

"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea."

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know poop?" (I made it a nice word, Ric...LOL)

"Where did this cat come from? And why is it clinging to ME?"


  1. Anonymous said...
    Boy, you can tell I've got too much time on my hands - two days, three jokes - thank my cousin Charly.
    AND I am married to a blond.
    Gordon said...
    Oh, wow, these are great. I'm gonna have to remember them.
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    Heh, Bonnie! I USED to be a blonde. As I got older and stayed out of the sun it got darker. But I still love blonde jokes!

    Did you ever see the movie Earth Girls Are Easy"? There's a great song in it by Julie Brown.

    I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
    'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle

    'Cause I'm blonde
    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Don't you wish you were me?

    I never learned to read and I never learned to cook
    Why should I bother when I look like I look?
    I know lots of people are smarter than me
    But I have this philosophy: "So what?"

    'Cause I'm a blonde
    Yeah, yeah, yeah

    There's more, but you get the drift.
    Bernita said...
    It's so easy to be blonde.
    Denise McDonald said...
    cute pic!

    I have heard that joke - but w/the other word - LOL - it works just as well w/the PG rated version
    Joe said...
    Don't tell my wife, but I'm in love with that smart blond (not really...it's a joke...a way of saying I liked the joke...please, don't tell my Bonnie I said that...O my! what have I gotten myself into?)
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Bonnie- the blonde joke was a big hit at work!

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