Monday, May 01, 2006

Wet Smokers...and Curious Kitty

Good Monday morning....another weekend has run through my fingers like the sand in the hourglass...nevermind! Back to work! No more goofing off for at least another five days!

I think today is May Day...Happy day!

Here...try this one on for size...yikes...did I say that!

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom.

Lady 1: Where'd you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, the first lady hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a package of condoms.

The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she was, after all, in her 80s), but politely asked what brand she preferred.

"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits a Camel




"I know it's in there somewhere!"


4 Comments:

  1. jel said...
    :) thanks,



    you have a great day!
    Ric said...
    Bad Bonnie, Bad Bonnie.

    very very funny
    Erik Ivan James said...
    Laugh out loud funny!
    Cute picture.
    Thanks.
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    Heh!

    Note how these old ladies didn't pull out umbrellas. I know smokers like this. Save the ciggies!

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