Sheesh...it's Friday already. I need a few more week days to get all of my work done. I apologize to my blogging friends that I haven't visited this week. I'll get back in gear hopefully next week.

I've started a new blog, called How Can I Do That? It's a blog dedicated to New Blogger answers, and general HTML and CSS info. I'm not done constructing the site, but it's going pretty well. Stop by and take a look.

I'm also very excited about a new BlogRoll that I've joined. It's down there on the left sidebar, called Christian Blogosphere. Go down and check out the memebership. If you'd like to join, just click the join button.

And for any ladies out there, Blogging Chicks is still open to membership. It's a great way to raise your link count and ranking on Technorati, and the other search engines! It's right above Christian Blogosphere.

Have a great weekend, and here's some more church bloopers to keep you busy. *snort* maybe you could get one put in your own church bulletin!
CHURCH BLOOPERS


Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping. She has requested tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church and so ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
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Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment & gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast-off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours"