Monday, March 05, 2007

Things You'd Love to Say At Work

Good Monday, and with the beginning of the work week, here's some statements that are sure to keep the workplace jumping!

Things You'd Love to Say at Work, but Can't

• How about never? Is never good for you?
• I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
• I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
• Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
• I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
• I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
• I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
• Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
• The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
• I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
• And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
• Do I look like a people person?
• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
• If I throw a stick, will you leave?
• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
• Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
• Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.
• How do I set a laser printer to stun?
• I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paycheck

7 Comments:

  1. Ric said...
    Wouldn't want to be in the next cubicle to you!
    Debrand said...
    Oh she's not that bad. She's a very fine grade of sandpaper, usually, most of the time, well...occasionally. This is mostly medium grade sandpaper. Well...
    Bernita said...
    "a stick," "marinate" and "the fact that no one understands you..."
    Some people better learn self-defence!
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Chaos, panic, and disorder...my work is done here *snort*

    Ric, I'm so bad I don't have a cubicle...I have a whole store...all to myself!

    Listen Debs...I know where you live...Mwhahaha...and your dog likes me so she won't bark when I walk in!

    LOL...Bernita...and it ain't me!
    Paula Neal Mooney said...
    Lord, put a watch over my mouth lest I sin against you with my tongue!
    Joe said...
    I'm trying these out tomorrow. Do you think I should start with the boss?
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Stick and Laser...too funny. I'm sure my kids would love a stun setting.

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