Thursday, January 26, 2006

15 THINGS WOMEN SHOULD KNOW

Helloooo, I'm over the fit and out of my snit(insert maniacal laughter here) so here's a little something for my friend Ric!

Hey Bernita, I couldn't help myself. It's their fault...is not...yes it is...uh, uh, don't blame it on me...~sigh~


1. Don't imagine you can change a man -- unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon -- they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander -- it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to makesome woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13.. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.




In Case You Can't Read The Caption:

The Only Consistent Feature In All Of Your
Dissatisfying Relationships Is You

9 Comments:

  1. Dennie McDonald said...
    Uh . . . yep!
    A Human Bean said...
    Bonnie...Bonnie...Bonnie,

    Have you ever heard of the term repentance. I think you might need to speak to your pastor :-)
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Tsk, tsk, tsk...snicker, snicker, snicker...snort! I (LOL) repent!

    I repent for the need to inform!
    I repent for the need to enlighten!
    I, I, I, ~sigh~ ROF...repent!
    E. Ann Bardawill said...
    I need to repent?

    How many coats?
    Bernita said...
    Dear Bonnie - Landers,
    My husband nodded his head at ALL of them.
    Is he sick?
    What should I do?
    Ric said...
    Bonnie,
    Bad Bonnie, Bad Bonnie.

    Women will never understand men.

    If a woman can't hear a man talking, is he still wrong?

    Ah, yes, women - can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

    My first wife, the psychologist, spent seven years trying to change me - then gave up.

    Second wife, 28 years and counting, but she's getting close.

    My lady friends on the blogs....
    well, I can still get an occassional WTF from Miss Snark...

    You may assume, as a member of the male persuasion, that I did not find this as amusing as you ladies did.
    Live, Love, Laugh said...
    Oh Bonnie, you never quit do you. Tell me something...do you make these things up? lol!!
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Sorry, I can't take credit for any of them. I just find them!
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Oh, LOL...no Ann...that's repaint, not repent...ROFLOL!

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