Tuesday, January 17, 2006
See, see...I'm not as crazy as you think. Well....maybe...nah!
Remember this post Don't Talk To My Parrot. Yes, you all laughed, but you thought it was a joke! Ah, hah! Here, live and in bloody color Watch Parrot Attack. It cracked me right up! The guy was maimed and the parrot lost all but one of its large tail feathers!
I guess there'll be no shakin' his tail feathers for a while! Yikes!
And the Joke of the Day...
A Scottish man was at a baseball game.
It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the mound; he took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming, "Run, Run!"
This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game.
The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called, "Walk!" And the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotchman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, "R-R-Run ye basstarrd, rrrun!"
Everyone around him started laughing. So the Scotchman, extremely embarrased, sat back down. A friendly fan, seeing the Scotchman's embarassment, leaned over and said, "He can't run - he got four balls."
The Scotchman then stood up and screamed, "Walk with pride, man...walk with pride!"
I don't know what came over me, chalk it up to sinus medication! Yikes! But I love to use balls in the title. It gets me the strangest traffic from Google!
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the talking parrot - kids are much the same way - can't tell ya how many times my mom-in-law has shot daggers at me. "Mom said it's a wonder dad made it to ten with the way you cook." {OOPS!}
I wish the news account had told about the bird's owner's reaction.
Bernita is doing beavers....
Don't worry, I get back to you!
Dennie...LOL...kids are definitely better repeaters than parrots and you don't have to feed them crackers!!
Ballpoint...I guess birds are easier to feed than bulldogs!!Yikes!
BTW, has Torgo really closed up shop?