Thursday, January 19, 2006

WHAT'S IN A NAME #2 and GORILLA REMOVER

Well this truth is stranger than fiction story is about people getting Name Change. Believe me! They really, really need them.

Clue: for the first story, the man has three names. Say the first and second name together and drop the 'w' from the third name.....then blush!!!

The other stories are just as funny! Yikes...bad Bonnie, bad Bonnie...but it was funny...you're going to burn...no I won't...yes you will...both of you, shut up!

Now as if that's not enough, the Joke for the Day:


A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof.

So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers." He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.

The gorilla remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull dog.

"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, Then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."

So the guy puts the ladder up, gets the bat and the shotgun and walks towards the ladder. As he gets to the base of the ladder, he hands the shotgun to the homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

12 Comments:

  1. Dana Y. T. Lin said...
    As for name changes, there were a set of twin gals born in Texas. Their mother only expected one child and only had one name prepared.

    The first born was named Regina. When the nurse asked for the second baby's name, the mom thought, "What would rhyme with Regina? How about Vagina?"

    So that became her legal name.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Ohh, girl....I would sue my mother!
    Live, Love, Laugh said...
    i too would sue my mother, that is horrible!!! Bonnie you always make me smile.
    Dennie McDonald said...
    Holy schmoly! My maiden name is Wood - every one tried soooo very hard to convince my parents to name me Holly - so glad they didn't!
    Bernita said...
    My husband grew up with a girl whose surname was Leake. Given names, Alice May.
    Her father's name was Will.
    Dennie McDonald said...
    Brenita - LOL!!

    My mother grew up w/ Ima Hogg in West Texas - she had 2 sisters but I cannot remember their names.

    (My aunt always calls my brother DaNephew - like I NEVER heard that one before Denise and DaNephew - sheesh!)
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Thanks Dana, how's Eddo?

    Holly Wood....Oh, my! Nah...you don't look like a Holly...with that bright-haired avatar, maybe a name like 'Fire'...LOL

    Now see, Bernita...that's a lawsuit! LOL
    Dennie McDonald said...
    Oh - an analist / financial adviser I am not sure what he is but he is on the local ABC affiliate ALL the time - his name is Benjamin Dover - who in their right mind would name their child ben dover? And he's on TV!!!

    Ben Dover

    did my link work?
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Oh, Dennie...ROFLMAO...yes, the link worked. I've got tears running down my face and coffee running down my screen.

    Who in his right mind would use that as a website address....LOL..wipe, wipe...LOL
    The Curmudgeon's Rant said...
    In the 7th grade, I knew a girl named Wanda Ball(?)... The poor kid, Jr high girls can be so snarky.

    I had a kid in my youth group named Jake Butts. His dad was named Harry.

    Take care my friend!
    M. C. Pearson said...
    And I thought I had it bad with a last name like Szeker. Wow...

    Shoot the dog. ha! I'm still sick and yucky. Dave seems better than me now. Sigh. Pray for me, my friend.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Don't shoot the dog, just get more Boogie rags!

    Szeker is no where near as abd as some of these examples...thank the Lord!

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