Monday, January 16, 2006

DRIVING NITWIT and MONEY FRICK

Good Monday to all. Happy Martin Luther King Day to those celebrating in the festivities, unfortunately I have to work!

I found a story HERE for you to check out. It gives a new meaning to the term 'sleep walking' or better yet..."This is your brain on drugs!"

People never cease to amaze me. I guess that's what keeps life interesting. There's some nitwit you can laugh at everyday!

And now for the Joke of the Day:


There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money.

He loved money more than just about anything.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. "

He made her promise with all her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband!"

She said, "Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you really put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I wrote him a check."

Never Underestimate The Intelligence of a Woman

Sorry Ric, I couldn't resist. It was just too luscious!

10 Comments:

  1. Dennie McDonald said...
    HAHAHA! Love that one!
    Kitty Cheng said...
    LOL. Yes we women are intelligent ;)
    Joe said...
    Happy MLK Day to you, too.

    I had the honor of marching with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. in St. Augustine in (I think it was) 1968.

    I expect my MLK present by UPS any day now.

    Good joke, BTW
    Bernita said...
    Bingo, Baby!
    Ric said...
    Bingo???
    Real men don't play bingo.

    Just goes to show how SPECIFIC you have to be when dealing with women.

    Thanks, Bonnie. Good way to start the week.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Dennie and Kitty, we women are intelligent, aren't we??? LOL

    Joe, that is awesome! I was only 18 and stupid at the time. It's funny how in hindsight we miss so much!

    Ric....heheheh...I'm sure Bernita will get you some time today! LOL
    M. G. Tarquini said...
    I'm celebrating by writing.

    C'est le guerre.
    Lisa S. said...
    Love the joke...must share it around with my non-blogging friends.
    Dee said...
    Thanks for the laugh. I helped cook meals last night to serve at today's Hosea Williams Feed the Hungry MLK Dinner. It was a blast. And you are too!!
    Bernita said...
    You got his goat, Bonnie, remember?
    He misses it, I guess.
    Heh, heh.
    Now he's just trying to get mine.

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