Tuesday, January 10, 2006

FOOD FOR THOUGHT???

Just don't throw it in with these guys or you'll be asked to retrieve it!



How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

Do radio-active cats have 18 lives?

If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read alright?

Is there another word for synonym?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, would it make a sound?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Do five out of four people have trouble with fractions?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with "Quit while you're ahead?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailman could look for them while they deliver the mail?

If its true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

7 Comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
    Hi Bonnie,
    funny stuff :D
    oh and they wrap styrofoam in bubble wrap to ship it :D
    have a great day!
    janice
    Dennie McDonald said...
    okay I was gonna say this is my fave If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with "Quit while you're ahead?

    But definitely this one!!! If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

    oh yeah!
    M. G. Tarquini said...
    Love the crocodile one.

    But it must take a long time to type these out, Bonnie...why aren't you writing?

    *ducks, runs, evades*
    An Ordinary Christian said...
    Hi Bonnie. I like the idea of mouse flavored cat food. I think that would sell well.
    Shelley said...
    ROFL!!! Those were great Bonnie!
    Jennifer said...
    Bonnie, I can always count on you for a smile. And yes, vegetarians do eat animal crackers. At least this one does. :0) Thank you for all your kind words of encouragement on my blog.
    Manuli said...
    Thanks Bonnie,

    Very funny stuff, I love the one about the animal crackers..oh and the fat skinny dippers lol!

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