Tuesday, January 31, 2006

VOTES and TEDDYBEARS

Hey, hey, hey...it's Tuesday!

I've got chuckles and giggles for you, compliments of my newly PUBLISHED friend Denise Belinda McDonald. It's entitled "These people vote".

I can guarantee that in addition to making you laugh, it will make you think about the caliber of the people who vote!

And now....drum roll please...the joke for Tuesday!!!

Who said men don't have a sensitive side?

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed in rows covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them, and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were Small Bears all along the bottom shelf.

Medium-sized bears covered the length of the middle shelf.

And huge, enormous bears were along the top shelf.

She found it strange for a young bloke to have such a large a collection of Teddy bears, especially one that was so extensive. But she doesn't mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.

All the while thinking to herself ...Oh bless! Maybe this guy, could he could
be the one?

Maybe he could father my children?...etc

She turns to him...they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and...you get the drift!

After an intense ight of having fun with this sensitive guy, as they are basking in the afterglow, the woman rolls over, strokes his chest and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

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The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf!"


And I saved this until last...That joke came from the estimable Ric Marion .

Yes folks...he has come over to the dark side of men bashing jokes...LOL...ROFLOL


Thought for the Day


Don't be so open-minded that your brain falls out.

10 Comments:

  1. Joe said...
    DB's stuff was very good. Thanks for the lead.

    Your's was good, too.
    Ric said...
    Bonnie,
    Glad you enjoyed the joke. It came via my 65 year old bachelor cousin.
    And, no, I didn't ask if he had any teddy bears....
    Dennie McDonald said...
    {snort} That was .... oh my ... hahahaha

    Thanks for the plug!
    A Human Bean said...
    Now that was funny in a twisted sort of way.
    Jennifer said...
    That's a jaw dropper! Up until the last line, I was sure he was gay. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) :0)
    Dana Y. T. Lin said...
    I was totally imagining the local midway with those cheap teddy bears. If I were the gal, I would have run out of there and called the cops. It was too Hannibal Lecter for me. Ick.
    E. Ann Bardawill said...
    Bonnie?
    Would you come over to my blog and tell some dirty jokes?

    There's a cyber pool party in progress and we need some yuks.

    Everyone is so serious over at MG's their blowing off...er... steam at my place.
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    HA HA! And the moral of the story is: don't date carnies.
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Ya know, I read this but somehow forgot to comment...sound familiar? Anyway, funny story!
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    Maybe you did comment, Mimi, and Blogger ate it, like it did mine on the last post. I'm glad to see this comment is still here! I was developing a complex!

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