The first part of my post comes from my friend Shelley. This is the biggest hoot, I've had in weeks:

How Smart Is Your Right Foot?

This is funny and it will boggle your mind, and you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. Mind control does NOT work either!!

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so...and there's nothing you can do about it!!


Then, from my friend Bonnie 'Ballpoint Wren', here's some Facial Recognition Software that's really a hoot to play with. My female counterparts are Meg Ryan and Whoopie Goldberg. Male counterpart is Rick James ~sigh~ he's dead...I wonder if that means anything?

Now for the weekend joke...heh, heh, heh...I should have made it a man-getter joke so that Ric could snort all weekend!...auh, oops...yikes...I think I did!

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said; "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves..don't you think by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard?"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody in the world knows about this Italian bread thing but me"

Thought for the Day: Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home!