Friday, January 20, 2006

WILD WHEN WET! AND SMELL THE FORK!

I was sent an e-mail by a friend today. It claimed that you could be in major trouble if you drive with your cruise control ON, when the road are wet.

So me, skeptic that I am, went to my favorite urban legend site to check it out!

It is true. Read about it HERE.

I never knew. Go read the story, this could be very important to your safety, if you regularly use cruise control. Apparantly, when the cruise is set to on, and the car starts to hydroplane, the control thinks the car is not going at speed and speeds up, propelling the car into the air at speeds 15 to 20 mph faster than the speedometer says its going!!!!!

This one is serious and not a joke!!


Okay...now for some jockularity, since our butt muscles are all in a bunch!


A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a
dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from
there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks
up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to
him.

The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook
happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.

The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly
brings him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll
take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing
around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man
comes in he's going to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming
and runs to the kitchen.

He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take
it to the blind man."

Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in
and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have
the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says,
"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."

I know....I'll do it myself....bad Bonnie, bad Bonnie!

9 Comments:

  1. Bernita said...
    Dear me, an unusual variation of "eats, shoots, and leaves...
    ~running down stairs to tell~
    Ric said...
    starting Friday off with a Bonnie Chuckle!
    Dennie McDonald said...
    Bonnie Bonnie Bonnie - hahahahaha
    E. Ann Bardawill said...
    Oh Bonnie!

    I am shocked. Deeply shocked!
    .
    .
    .
    Er...
    Got anymore like that?
    ;-)
    Joe said...
    bad Bonnie...bad Bonnie.

    Funny Bonnie...funny Bonnie.
    Debrand said...
    Ahem! That's very interesting. I know who I can tell on NOW!
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Uh....yeah. I agree...bad bonnie! funny, but BAD. But I always knew you had a bad streak and still love ya.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    And who would you be telling Missy Debra?....that wouldn't be Pastor would it?
    Dana Y. T. Lin said...
    Hahahahaa. I needed a good laugh, thanks Bonnie.

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