Wednesday, January 18, 2006

PARROT, POOP and WHAT'S IN A NAME

Well thanks to my friend Jennifer there was another Parrot Caper out there to report...Who knew the bird was so versatile?

This parrot apparantly became enamoured with the name of the woman's new boyfriend. Sheesh...and the woman's husband had no sense of humor about it! Yikes!

And just because, when I'm absolutely positive that there is nothing left to shock me...along comes our government giving out a $500,000 grant which includes my hard earned tax dollars....for what you asked?

To teach Superman to leap tall buildings in a single bound? NO!

To give Skye King a place to land his plane when he comes out of the western sky? NO!

To even do something sensible like help hurricane survivors? NO!

Ready for this.....To help some guy make a dryer for Hog Poop. The machine should also make it fluffy dry and half the bulk! Now if you ask me...that's a lot of manure!

And now as if that wasn't enough....the joke for the Day!


Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.

They loaded up Peter's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.

"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Peter said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."

Nine months later, Peter got a letter from the widow's attorney.

He then went up to visit his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and make love with her?"

"Yes, I have to admit that I did."

"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."

"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"

10 Comments:

  1. M. C. Pearson said...
    Now that's funny! Ha! Here I was thinking that the cow was pregnant. Oops, did I just type that? Why, yes I did. I'll just blame it on my pneumonia...I'll delirious and dizzy and cannot find the backspace button but I'm sure I'll have no trouble with the word verification...ha ha ha.
    Bernita said...
    The wages of sin...are unexpected.
    Dennie McDonald said...
    HA!

    Mimi - i thought the same thing - so ... what's my excuse?!?!?!
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    Bonnie, I've been telling your jokes to the boys every day. Now they ask me, "what's the new joke for today, Mom?"
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    M.C.!!!!Go lay down!!LOL

    Bernita...cute quip!

    Dennie...get up there with M.C.

    Ballpoint!! Yikes! I dunno...some of these aren't kid friendly!
    Jennifer said...
    Hey, don't knock the poop dryer! As someone who grew up in farm country, anything that can reduce those noxious fumes is helpful.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    thanks, Jennifer...every time I look at my clothes dryer....
    An Ordinary Christian said...
    Bonnie, your jokes are funny and I enjoy them. But I like your serious stuff also. Give us some Hebrew lessons. Maybe you should have one site for the funnies and another for the serious discussion side.
    Dana Y. T. Lin said...
    That dog poop dryer sounds like that Jack Black and Ben Stiller movie I watched a couple years ago.

    Scary.

    The wages of sin are not tax deductable, unfortunately.
    Jennifer said...
    :D

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