Monday, January 30, 2006

ANGER MANAGEMENT and TOILET CLEANING

Good Monday to ya'!!

For the first side splitting laugh of the day. Go over to my friend M.C.Pearson's Blog for an Anger Management lesson.

WARNING: PUT DOWN ALL SNORTABLE LIQUIDS BEFORE PROCEEDING!!! Don't say I didn't warn you. I'm not paying for new keyboards!

And if I see a rash of incidents on the Nightly News, I'll know right where they came from...snort, snort, chortle!!


My joke..snicker, snicker...of the Day!

Toilet Cleaning Instructions :


1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.







Thought of the Day:


I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

15 Comments:

  1. M. G. Tarquini said...
    I'm telling PETA on you.
    Dennie McDonald said...
    I am laughing at those pics - hahahaha
    Dana Y. T. Lin said...
    I hate cats, but this is just CRUEL.

    But the doggy pic is hilarious.
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Thanks for the call out to my blog, Bonnie!

    Keegan and I read this together and it was good that we had both already gone to the toilet because we would have peed our pants. Way way way too funny! I loved it! "Stand behind the toilet as far back as you can..." HA!
    Rulan said...
    whoa, I love the cat trick. he he he. Soo funny. The cat doesn't seem too impressed though. chuckle, splutter. I read it to my 11 yr old and she asked if you really did that.
    Nice one. Oh, and I love the cat photo, it went so well with it.
    Thanks for visiting my blog.
    Jennifer said...
    Poor kitty!
    S. R. Hatcher said...
    I have a cat......but I thought it was funny. Just didn't let the cat see.........
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Oh, Sharon, you should have let the cat see it. It would have worked as a good bribe....claws off the firnature...or else!!

    Jenn, Dana, M.G. and Rulan...no animals were...~snort~ hurt in the cleaning of this toilet!

    Dennie and M.C....snort, chortle...ROFLOL!!
    Ric said...
    Gone from picking on men to picking on cats.

    Amazing. Funny, but slightly disconcerting.

    The anger management was GREAT!!
    Rulan said...
    Hi, I just wanted you to know that I have started another blog with kinder colors. Some posts will be different to my other blog, but some will be the same.
    I like my black background, but I now realize that it may be hard for some to read it, so I now have two blogs to see how it works.
    Rulan said...
    Bonnie, just thought I'd let you know that I liked the blue color on my second blog so I have changed the black one to blue as well. I think I might delete the second blog now, cause the first one looks good.
    Rulan said...
    Bonnie, just thought I'd let you know that I liked the blue color on my second blog so I have changed the black one to blue as well. I think I might delete the second blog now, cause the first one looks good.
    Ballpoint Wren said...
    You now, I really hate Blogger!

    I swear I left a comment here but now it's gone. Did I leave it on another post? Was it too offensive? Bonnie! Tell me the truth!

    Just in case it was user error, I'll leave it again.

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    Ouch, poor kitty!

    Um, would that work better with long-hair or short-hair cats?
    Paul said...
    Funny after reading you post my 2 cats have gone under the bed.
    Funny Cat Lover said...
    I love cats ! I liked the dog picture! LooooL

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