Tuesday, January 03, 2006

IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO THE SIZE OF THE BALLS!

I'm going to highlight another male perspective. My Pixie friend Mimi, has a most excellent husband, Dave.

Now, I must admit, I worry about her slicing him up! Well go look for yourself...egads...he's a cucumber...and with spiked hair of all things!

He writes about the most hysterical experience in France...Yanno(TM-Miss Snark)whenever someone French says oui, oui (wee-wee) I always think of toilet seats, right Joe! Bad Bonnie, bad Bonnie....shhh, don't tell....I already did!

Anyhow go visit Dave, the adventure is priceless! And enjoy the humor!


After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences.

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.

3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: Football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf.

Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller the balls are.


In case you can't read the caption:

No one can make you feel
inferior without your consent.

But you'd be a fool
to withhold that from your superiors.

13 Comments:

  1. Trinity13 said...
    I love the ball size funny...too cute! Heehee!!!
    Anonymous said...
    Hi Bonnie, funny post :)
    I hope you don't mind me stopping by,
    just wanted to thank you for, what you said over at Joe's blog,about the ? I asked about denomination.
    what you said made sense to me!
    thank you
    have a great day
    janice
    Dennie McDonald said...
    Thanks for the laugh today -

    You know - I have a warped cornea in my right eye - these words verifications thingies are so hard to read! It usually takes me a couple of tries - unless I close that eye ~ poor little ol me =)
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    Trinity, I think the ball sizes are funny too....Yikes...bad Bonnie!

    Welcome anonymous, come on over any time!

    Dennie, sheesh, I can see with both eyes and still have to do it three or four times. At least you have a legitimate excuse!!
    M. G. Tarquini said...
    He looks like a cucumber? Boils down to the size of the balls? And your bugging me about my assintensive post yesterday?
    An Ordinary Christian said...
    Hi Bonnie. I should send this post to my corporate officer brother who loves golf. But I won't. Probably wouldn't think it was funny, but I do.
    M. C. Pearson said...
    Oh no you didn't!!! When I first jumped to your blog, all I was able to get of this post was the title and I kept thinking, "She didn't!" She did. You bad girl.

    Thanks for the plug for my strange hubby. Yeah, he is pretty funny. You should meet him in person someday...minus the purple hair and green skin.
    K W Pearson said...
    That's not right!
    Stranger in a Strange Land said...
    The title of this post seems to send a message that you probably did not intend, especially by commenting on my post immediately following the title, instead of talking about the, um, balls first. Mimi woke me up to show me this. I nominate it for the "Timing is Everything" Award.
    Bonnie Calhoun said...
    I...uhhh...OMG..Sign me clueless in NY...The best part is the look on the little green guy's face....sorry Dave, I didn't...I...well I never...I..I..I...!

    Bad Bonnie, bad Bonnie...Yikes!!!!
    Dennie McDonald said...
    LOL! I am laughing even harder now - I hadn't noticed {snicker} either
    Joe said...
    I have to say, with all sobriety suspended, that I am not sure what to say. Hmmmmm.
    Dana Y. T. Lin said...
    Hmm. My hubby loves ALL those sports (except for tennis and golf), so what does that make him?

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